Barnes&Noble the hangout place for studious students and one douchebag blogger

So I'm at the Rt.18 Barnes&Noble. It's nice and AIR CONDITIONED. I'm surrounded by a bunch of high school and college students. I hear people murmuring calculus equations and whispering about how hard it's gonna get it into (insert name of overpriced college here). I decided to be the unobserved reporter and watch on how the nerd acts in his typical environment. Here the fuck we go. ( wow. that past paragraph made me sound like a fucking stalker... Seriously though I'm not I'm just trying to kill time while waiting for my MMA class to start.)

So the smell of roasting coffee to my rear is intoxicating. Like MOTHERFUCKER IT'S LIQUID HEROIN,  intoxicating. It smells so good, but I already had a redbull or four and a coffee might cause my heart to develop what medical experts call " HOLY FUCK MY HEART'S GONNA EXPLODE". Enough about coffee though I have two world class nerds sitting right in front of me. who the hell wears fleece vests in the summer?! and these motherfuckers are playing MAGIC THE GATHERINGtm right now. They collated their magic cards in fucking binders. these two assholes were toting fucking duffel bags, if it wasn't glow in the dark paleness, greasy long hair and glasses about as thick as the bottom of a shot glass I might have mistaken them as a B-rated version of a drug deal going down. As it were they opened their duffel bags and removed multiple binders of magic trading cards. I just wanna scream out  "NERDS" except for the fact that I may have had magic cards when i used to be a fucking geek. However geek though I may have been/still are, I never talked in public about the DAM and HEALTH of certain playing cards.
I know this blog makes me sound like some Elitist Douche-bag (btw firefox corrected my spelling, apparently douche-bag is hyphenated), but seriously I'm not. They just smell. Terribly. Did I mention one of these nerds has his shirt tucked into to his jean shorts that is pulled up to his belly button?  wow I'm such a douche, I bet when I go to hell Satan's gonna ask me what my sins were in his deep SHIT INDUCING, GUTTURAL ROAR OF THE ANCIENTS and when I reply that i wrote a blog on unsuspecting nerds, He'd probably think I was a total dick head and kick my ass. but I can live with that.
Pic Related: It's them!

you can't see the motherfucking binders because they have DECORATIVE MAGIC CARD CARRYING TINS ON TOP OF THEM..... seriously if they had a dollar for every card they had, well they wouldn't be rich as a motherfucker, but it'd dramatically improve their their chances of getting laid

Annnyways, I got back from MMA and I ate the fuck out of a salmon fillet and brown rice. I'm tired as shit.  Probably gonna got  hell for what I wrote tonight but fuck it.I'll save you guys a seat by the bar.
peace bitches