Monday, July 11, 2011
Bullshitters
Recently I was hangin out with a couple of my favorite WHITE friends, oh and a black guy and a Trinidadian Motherfucker. Let's just say they are the exact duplicates of the Jack Ass crew minus the now deceased Ryan dunn. I realized that even though we rarely talked to each other in highschool (minus the black guy and the dude from Trinidad) we're all pretty tight now. I realized why. We all have something in common, We all dropped off Bullshitters from our groups of friends. you know...the DRUGGIES, the "I'm so tough but I'm insecure so I have to Inflate my Ego and talk mad shit" type, the Lazy fucks that do nothing with their lives, the Slutty ex girlfriend who swallows so much SAUSAGE behind your back you'd think she was fucking KOBIYASHI at a fucking hotdog eating contest. ( she btw will have her own entry on my notes, just wait for the latest installment) . the psycho bitch girlfriends who scare you more than the fear of getting shot. those types of people I would refer to as DEAD WEIGHT. In a Similar manner to a Snake shedding dead skin, or a white guy getting a divorce, we parted ways with the old, the unnecessary, and the stupid. We've moved on and are all working towards bigger and Better things. One of my friends is working towards Special education, the other is going into the Coasties, the other has his own freakin company and clothing label, that's fucking BADASS! the dead weight that we dropped don't do shit with their lives. they just sit there, getting older, wasting the precious oxygen that the rest of the world breathes. STOP. BREATHING. MY. AIR. ...motherfuckers.So to my friends Anthony Kozar, Jon Dipierro, Stephan Moonesar, William Phillips, Derek witt, and any other Primo Bad asses who can relate I wish you a good one, Keep it rea
The Angry Asian, Signing out
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